The legend tells its secrets #61 // La légende raconte ces secrets #61

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Aujourd'hui, mes amis, il semblerait que votre légende préférée ait besoin d'un bon café serré, car la fatigue l'a rattrapée ces derniers jours. Oui, oui, même les légendes ont besoin de recharger leurs batteries de temps en temps. Vous vous demandiez peut-être où j'étais passée, mais ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis toujours là, prête à vous révéler les secrets les mieux gardés (ou presque, ne soyons pas trop exigeants).

En parlant de secrets et de surprises, devinez quoi ? Les formidables @ecency, ces magiciens de la générosité, ont décidé de donner un petit coup de pouce à votre légende fatiguée en lui offrant 200 HP en délégation. Oui, vous avez bien entendu, 200 HP ! Un grand merci à eux, c'est un peu comme recevoir un gâteau au chocolat surprise un lundi matin.

Mais revenons à nos moutons, ou plutôt à notre feu de camp imaginaire. La légende est toujours là, assise confortablement près du feu, attendant patiemment que ses invités spéciaux – c'est-à-dire vous – viennent partager leurs secrets les plus juteux. Et en échange, je vous promet de dévoiler quelques-uns de mes propres secrets bien gardés. Qui sait, peut-être que l'un d'eux vous fera éclater de rire ou vous laissera bouche bée !

Alors, approchez, installez-vous confortablement, et laissez-vous emporter par cette ambiance de confidence et de complicité. Avec un peu de chance, nous finirons tous par avoir des abdominaux en béton grâce aux éclats de rire partagés. Parce qu'après tout, la vie est bien trop courte pour être prise au sérieux tout le temps, n'est-ce pas ?

Et dès demain , la légende vous fera des TIPS ce qu'elle n'as pas pus faire la dernière fois .

Gagnant des secret

@itharagaian @servelle @chapelle @diamondinthesky @hivecurious @thedoc07 @manuvert @stekene ( nous avons oublier ce dernier la dernière fois désoler )

A la prochaine pour de futurs secret , n'oubliez pas que pour en gagner il vous suffit de commenter de rebloog ou de TIPS .

Tout les tokens gagner sur ce post serons remis en token secret

Today, my friends, it seems like your favorite legend needs a strong cup of coffee, as fatigue has caught up with her in these past few days. Yes, even legends need to recharge their batteries from time to time. You might have been wondering where I've been, but don't worry, I'm still here, ready to reveal the best-kept secrets (or almost, let's not be too demanding).

Speaking of secrets and surprises, guess what? The amazing @ecency, those wizards of generosity, have decided to give a little boost to your tired legend by offering her 200 HP in delegation. Yes, you heard that right, 200 HP! A big thank you to them, it's a bit like receiving a surprise chocolate cake on a Monday morning.

But let's get back to our topic, or rather to our imaginary campfire. The legend is still here, comfortably sitting by the fire, patiently waiting for her special guests – that's you – to come and share their juiciest secrets. And in return, I promise to reveal some of my own well-kept secrets. Who knows, maybe one of them will make you burst into laughter or leave you speechless!

So, come closer, settle in comfortably, and let yourself be carried away by this atmosphere of trust and complicity. With a bit of luck, we'll all end up with rock-solid abs thanks to the shared laughter. Because after all, life is far too short to be taken seriously all the time, isn't it?

And starting tomorrow, the legend will give you TIPS, which she couldn't do last time.

Winners of the secret:

@itharagaian @servelle @chapelle @diamondinthesky @hivecurious @thedoc07 @manuvert @stekene (we forgot the latter last time, sorry)

See you next time for more secrets, don't forget that to win them, all you need to do is comment, reblog, or TIPS.

All tokens earned on this post will be converted into secret tokens.


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