Am I a boy!

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

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Do I have moustaches?I asked the magic mirror. "Oh please from previous 14 years you have been removing them by threading, waxing and razor and now you are asking this stupid question"🙄. The pain in my eyes was reflected in the form of tear, 🥺 Days back when I tolerated the pain for the first time and I almost ran after getting half done threading 😂 how incomplete I was that day lol.

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  • Getting crash for crush

Do I have abs like guys? The magic mirror revealed to me a picture of Zayn Malik🧑. My heart beated faster💓,

I am melting magic mirror🙈. Leave this convo can you please make him mine🥴

"Go and wash your face twice"( better to wash with ponds deep cleansing, advertisement for free 😛) "look at your dark circles" 🙄 "these are my dreams not dark circles"🙎‍♀️ I gave straightforward response. Mirror laughed and said ' Go and make someone else fool, the dream which you see with open eyes in the company of….'Shishh🤫 no personal attack. Even walls have ears too', I warned the magic mirror by placing fingers on his face. "So little smurfette you don't deserve Zayn Malik", 'but why'🤷‍♀️ I screamed with a broken heart.

'Because you don't have height like Gigi Hadid💔'

Mirror simply showed me mirror🙅‍♀️. 'Look I can walk like her' 💃I started catwalk and after 2 steps I was on the ground🤦‍♀️. Yes because I was already standing in raw furnished floor.

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  • The real Marlin Minaro;

I took myself out and showed the abandoned confidence until I felt the sound of zizzz. Might be this would be drone which would be capturing my cat walk video🙆‍♀️. I shook my hand for my fans and tossed some flying kisses🙋‍♀️. I realised my dress was also flying in the air but why 🤔

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"mirror mirror show me my dress". When I made this request I saw mirror was covering his face🙈 but why I thought twice.never mind 💁‍♀️. Who is this girl having shiny hairs👩, dark eyes(including dark circles) glossy lips 💋 (because I ate cornetto double chocolate so I gave my upper lips a brown shade ) beautiful nose having house fly on it 😾

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shoo shoo I made her flew. "You can't kiss me in that way" 😿.

'But we kiss you each day you poor girl also mosquitoes suck your blood too' 🙀

that notorious fly almost roasted me. Looking deep into my beauty I found half of my trousers were flying😱. OMG I covered my naked legs like Marlin Minaro🙈. Isn't its romantic.👻 I have to survive with this torn trouser, never mind it's already a trend.

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  • Modern Decency

But I have to tear my shirt like boys to show my abs 😼 I wanted to look like guy Nah I cried in front of magic mirror.🥺
Can you do some wired and bold talks with your friends 🙀 "Absolutely not". I replied spontaneously. *"I am a decent girl don't you dare to say nightfall".🙊 Magic mirror looked into my eyes 'how did you knew about it 😈' because I read this word somewhere🙊. 'You little monster you have read a whole blog about it'. 😥 any way next question

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  • Messy yet trendy ;

"Can you go in public without washing your face and untrimmed hair??" Not at all, only guys have this talent. I felt ashamed how much girls take care about their looks. Boys even with their messy look even look hot.

Look at the famous tik tokers who are saving the expense of Barber to build their castle. Their hairy life.

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'Can eat ice cream with fries', mirror continued asking questions. Ewww who does this🙀, I replied with bad face. "Guys can try anything , anytime if they have to eat. Food gives them energy and you girls eat food to showcase your appetite".👽

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  • Impress me or depress me ;

"Can you fight a lion with an arm?" The magic mirror became serious now."Am I mad or do I have my brain in my feet"🧐 (some girls prove this right too ). My facial expressions altered.' A guy can do this for sure if he has to impress the girl😉. By the way if they don't fight directly van can glide very well as they are true descendants of monkeys🤣. Magic mirror added a few peculiar aspects of guys,

  • Smart yet less profitable because of anger issues
  • Visionary yet can't distinguish the shades of colours.
  • Struggler yet can't prepare the food by themselves
  • Beautiful yet can't do makeup like pro
  • Handsome yet can't wear torn outfits

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This is a triskybait.Recently I was being
called a boy so I thought how can I be with all the uniqueness of girl, I asked my mom twice and wanted to kill me for this stupidity but here is the stupid person who have put forward such silly accusation
bro if you are thinking I am going to reveal myself as proof 😜 I am not going to do this it's your silly dream 😂 and how do I look 😉 I am perfectly desireable 😁 mind your own businnes.
( take all this as comedy and savage comeback too but literally I don't expect and tolerate this envious behaviour)

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I read that accusation. God knows where these stupid monkeys come from....idiots.

You know, I still have pain doing threading. Water runs out of my eyes and nose.

It was a wonderful read but I didn't get a few things. What is nightfall refered to? And why the mirror hid its face when asked about clothing ... 🤔

They all come originally from Pakistan 🤫
Someone told me about the pain of waxing and I was shocked twice, she said it's like pulling soul from body 🤣
Nightfall, some guys term and mirror git shy to see the beautiful girl 🤫🤓 hehe self flirting 😂

It's sad to see Pakistanis doing that. These are our deeds that has snayched a leader like Imran Khan from us

Ayeeee 💔 we haven't lost him. He would roar again 💖 In sha Allah 💝 and we are his followers so these cheap activities can't annoy us 🥂

Wooot wooot. No garbage is bearable

🤣🤣🤣 Are you a boy? 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, I was a boy 😂 last night harry potter did magic on me and I became a girl now 🤣
My name was Ayush Malik 🤣😜

🤣🤣🤣😂😂


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Smart yet less profitable because of anger issues

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Hehe, it's not the fault of men if they face this issue as it's because of the testosterone hormone.

Testosterone........! Why don't they utilize it in something beneficial. Is the hormone meant for anger alone ... 😑. The can utilize it lifting things up and growing their muscles.

Haha, those who do this good work and liked 😎
Males are always related to aggression😂 breaking the things, speaking loudly (manly things 🥴)
Hmm workout 😉 they love to do this when they have to impress the girl lol 🤣
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Lol.

Haha.... So are you a boy or should I mind my business? 🤣🤣

Ahaha not at all 😂 give me proof 👻

Hahaha... Of course I know you are a girl.

All your stories are often about the troubles ladies have to go through especially in the hands of their partners who were supposed to protect them..... Yeah... I read them ... Hehehe

OMG I got a surprise after reading this 😱 you read my stories so deeply. 🥴yes somehow that suppressed girl is speaking everywhere in my stories.
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Days back when I tolerated the pain for the first time and I almost ran after getting half done threading 😂 how incomplete I was that day lol.

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Haha do you remember the pain 😂 I can't stop sneezing, and my teary eyes 🤷‍♀️🤣 hahaha forgive me for creating more drama 😉🤦‍♀️
Sam, I am a boy with beautiful eyes and longhairs 😅 also I have a girlish voice because of mutation 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahaha kidding for fun 😉.
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