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Knock knock! Is Dr.Horrifying at home. My cat is really sick, prepare your dress for funeral ceremony and send her to attend the patience .Telling me the emergency case my mom orders me to attend the sick cat 🙄
"but I have to provide nursing to ill grandmother", I pleaded gently.
She has already spent her ruling time😏 and if someone is praying for right time expiry you can't delay it"🧐she replied arrogantly .
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Why do all the daughters in law hate such old ladies? I realise it very well 😂 it's being said that
in the battle of two bulls, frogs are chopped commonly.
And in this relationship of marriage that little frog is the husband 😷. A lion has a proudy moustache but actually he is a cat in front of wife😁 Behind the depression of each man there is a hand of women 😂 she understands very well how to keep him working either by expelling him from the room. Or giving him enough tough time that he likes to do office work than performing home chores 🥴
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Oh I was talking about Dr. Horrifying case regarding attending the sick cat . So here is the case history of that poor kitten (actually she is poor as she don't have hive cartel in her wallet )
Symptoms;
- Vomit,
- body pain,
- dizzy eyes (might be drunk in case break-up - first hypothesis)
- forelimb facing difficulty in movement (might have done martial art with boyfriend- 2nd hypothesis )
- Plucked moustaches (might be doing 5 minute craft hair salon hacks ) 🙆♀️
Assumption 1;
She was found near the dressing table. Maybe she had pulled the drawer with full force and her moustaches got sliced in hustle. But what's inside her tummy, might be lipstick 💄
Assumption 2;
She was found walking in the kitchen area, might be her moustaches and forelimb got glued into fridge,😬 what's inside her belly - might be chickenn fajita or the nutella bottle.🤔
Final analysis;
After X-rays I found a mouse in her tummy which was alive and suddenly jumped outside. 2 of my nursing staff girls got faint (ladies are always delicate -just like cactus, their own spines can hurt them too 🤫) cat hurt herself while digging that mice from the tunnel and to prevent embarrassment she digested that mice alive. In defence the mice plucked her moustache (before going inside the tummy)
Extras ;
I found following stuff from my friends kittens tummy ;
- A face wash- might be she wanted to rinse her soul
- A towel - might be she needed to soak the soul after cleansing
- A BB cream - might be she wanted a life long fairness by eating the cream.🧖♀️
- A key - might be she wanted to open all the locks of self with that motorcycle key 🐱
- A power bank- might be she wanted to recharge herself immediately in case of emergency( mating or predation)
- A gold ring - might be she has saved this for later use when the gold prices would go to the moon, she would sell it to buy an iPhone.
- A heart ❤️ - artificial one, might be her prior heart was already broken by her boyfriend and now on this Valentine she replaced it with dummy heart 😔
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Sorry I can't save the kitten as I can unwrap the things, I don't have the ability to wrap up the things.
I don't know how to do with stitches because when my mom gave me dress stitching class I was sleeping.🥴
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Oh please doctors are not trained for all this. They learn everything from home and friends through experimentation( medical colleges only grab fee and dead bodies in the name of experimentation) . My friend was happy after this surgery (perhaps the death) . I recovered her important things though . She wore the engagement ring proudly although her fiance is the father of two kids now. And she would gift that recovered towel to his third newborn 😼 I would take leave now because my another case is waiting for my attention. See you later.
