Are kids not crack heads?

in Comedy Open Miclast year

Sometimes I wonder if these kids aren't crack head or are just after my life. Well, let me explain to you how things went.

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Everyone traveled and I was left at home, finally, I was glad the house will be mine for the week. I was planning on the diabolical things I would do in the house, I had a list of things to do and one of them was locking the door and walk naked around the house for a day. I was about to write the 16th thing to do when my phone rang and it was my mom that called.

Mom: Hey fash, I know you're doing good. My friend will be traveling tomorrow and her kids will be staying with you for the week

Me: oh, which kid? I don't think...

Mom: Don't worry they are just 5 years and 7 years old ( call end)

Then I thought to myself, such little kids shouldn't be hard to handle. Candy and cartoons will be enough to control them.


After their mom dropped them off. I took them to the yard to play meanwhile I already prepare coke and candy that I would use to shut them up ignoring the long manual book their mom gave me.

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After a while, I gave them coke and biscuit and some candy. I notice they have unusual energy when they were playing but I was like kids.

In the evening time when I believe all kids should sit down and reflect on how they have used their day like an adult but they were still playing. The 7-year-old was dancing on the dining table while the 5-year-old kept changing the TV channel. I collect the remote and put it on a cartoon channel and she started crying. I went to carry the 7-year kid down from the table but she ran to the kitchen.

I tried petting the 5-year-old girl but she refuse to stop crying. I was just praying the people passing by doesn't call the cop on me, the other 7-year-old was breaking my newly bought egg saying she wants to bake a cake. My dear, it's 8 pm, there is no way you can bake anything now

If it was morning and she can truly bake I would have allowed her to do all my cooking for me🌚 but I have to act responsible

I was like, stop breaking my egg and go ask your sister to stop crying. I was cleaning up her mess when I heard her crying too😨. I ran to the sitting room to see her crying because her sister is crying. I'm still there thinking of what to do to make them stop crying because I'm at the edge of crying too.

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Lol, big babies don't cry. You're the biggest baby in the house, pacify them to stop crying oo 😆 😅

Nah.. I guess I would just join them because I'm fed up😫😫

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You won't dare join them to cry!
I mean, who would console the other then?

Kids are crack heads indeed but I think these two are a bit little work for you compared to some kids I've been asked to take care of 🤦‍♀️

one of them was locking the door and walk naked around the house for a day

I'm still laughing at this 😅

You know, walking around the house naked has always been a guy dream🙃🙃

Also, this kids are real trouble.. I don't even know what to feed them or what they like.. I'm back to the manual to understand them more

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Very good, make good use of the manual already

Who knows how delicious that meal would have been if you had just let her do her thing!

I wouldn't risk... I'm sure she would set the house on fire