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My family is a nuclear family with 4 kids and I'm the second child, the only male child my parent had. My parent actually wanted another male child but after two other trials, it resulted in female children.
Currently, the last child my mom gave birth to is now 19 years of age, we are all grown up. That Saturday afternoon my mom walked into the living room and she was like
hey family, gather around I have an announcement to make.
I already roll my eyes because she does this anytime she wants to make demands that can only be made possible by God. We all gathered and she started.
You all know I have been under the weather for some time and I have been to the hospital. I did some tests and the result are out
I and my siblings were scared already because I believe any report from the doctor is always bad. Are we gonna lose my mom at this early age? We all drop our phones and paid more attention except for my dad but I know he was listening. She continue and said
I'm glad to announce to you all I have a baby in my belly.
My elder sister was like
Did you eat the baby?😨👀
At that point, my dad stop what he was doing and put on his glasses. We all turned toward my dad's direction and the expressions on our faces said what was on our mind
I was like
So, dad and mom still have sex, aren't you old for that😁😂
My little sister said
No wonder daddy won't let me into their room that night I needed the new WiFi password. I was wondering why they usually have their room door closed lately
Our last born was like
Aww, I can't wait to have someone I'm older than.
Finally, my dad spoke
Arewa (Beauty) how did you do it, you know we can't have another baby for now. Our kids are already grown up
My mom started crying and we all looked at dad with that expression that says
Aha... What a dad you are
It was then my mom started talking and crying while we try to comfort her. She was like
You're asking me how did I do it. Were you not the one that always insist on having sex after you had your bath?
At that point, I was like I have got to wash my ear with holy water and anoint them after hearing that.
After all the pleading, my dad said we are having the baby. At that moment she boosted into laughing and scream the world
IT WAS A PRANK, I SAW IT ON TIKTOK
